Locating St. James Square in Brno

First, you must head to the heart of the city. The statue is located at Jakubské náměstí, also known as St. James Square. This square is just a few minutes north of the main Freedom Square. It is a popular spot with many cafes and restaurants. You will see the tall spire of the Church of St. James from far away.

Getting here is very easy by foot from any central hotel. If you are coming from further away, use the local trams. You can check schedules on the DPMB - Brno Public Transport website. Most trams stop at Náměstí Svobody or Česká. Both stops are a very short walk from the square.

Once you arrive at the square, face the church. It is a beautiful Gothic building with high windows. The square is often busy, but the church walls are easy to access. Take a moment to enjoy the architecture before you start your search. You are now in the right place to find the tiny figure.

• Checklist:
• Comfortable walking shoes
• A fully charged smartphone or camera
• A city map or GPS app
• Sunglasses for bright days

Step-by-Step: Where to Find the Indecent Little Man Statue

Finding the statue requires a sharp eye. It is much smaller than most other monuments in the city. Follow these steps to locate him quickly. Do not forget to look up, as he is not at eye level. Most tourists walk right past him without noticing.

1. Step 1: Reach Jakubské náměstí: Walk to the north side of the city center. Time: 5 minutes. Typical cost: Free. Where: The square surrounding St. James Church. Common mistake: Going to the Cathedral of St. Peter and Paul instead.
2. Step 2: Find the south wall: Walk around the church until you are on the south side. This side faces away from the main entrance. Time: 2 minutes. Typical cost: Free. Where: The exterior wall of the church. Common mistake: Searching the north or east walls.
3. Step 3: Look at the window arches: Locate the high Gothic windows on the south wall. Look at the stone pillars between the windows. Time: 1 minute. Typical cost: Free. Where: High up on the stone carvings. Common mistake: Looking too low on the wall.
4. Step 4: Spot the figure: Find the small man with his buttocks bared. He is sitting on a stone ledge. Time: 1 minute. Typical cost: Free. Where: The very top of the window arch. Common mistake: Giving up because he is tiny.

If you are traveling in a group, have one person point him out. It is much easier to see once you know the exact pillar. If you are struggling, look for other tourists pointing their cameras upward. They have likely found the spot already. For more logistics, visit the Go To Brno portal.

The Legend of the Indecent Little Man

Why is there a man baring his bottom on a church? The story is a famous local legend. It involves a rivalry between two building projects. Workers were building St. James Church and Petrov Cathedral at the same time. The two teams were in a race to finish first.

The team at St. James was faster and had more money. This made the people at Petrov very angry. Eventually, the Petrov team forced the St. James lead builder to leave. Before he left, he had one last request. He wanted to finish one small stone carving on a window.

The builders agreed, but they did not look closely at the work. The builder carved the Indecent Little Man as a final insult. The statue’s bottom is pointed directly toward Petrov Cathedral. It was his way of saying goodbye to his rivals. This story makes it a key part of any quirky Brno statues walking route.

Planning Your Quirky Brno Statues Walking Route

The Indecent Little Man is just one of many strange sights. Brno is famous for its unusual modern and historic statues. You can easily see four or five of them in one hour. Start at St. James Church and then head south. This makes for a very fun afternoon walk.

Just below the church is the Brno ossuary. It is the second-largest ossuary in Europe. After that, walk to the main square to see the astronomical clock. Many people think it looks like a bullet or a cigar. It is another must-see on your route.

Decision Guide: If you love history, spend more time at the church and ossuary. If you like modern art, focus on the statues at Moravian Square. You can see the giant horse and the heavy statue of courage. Both are within a ten-minute walk of the little man. This route is perfect for photographers and families.

Troubleshooting and Tips for Visitors

Sometimes finding the statue can be tricky. Use these tips to ensure you don't miss out. The statue is small, so preparation helps. Lighting can also change how easy it is to see. Follow these bullets to avoid common problems during your visit.

• Scaffolding: Check if the church is under renovation before you go.
• Lighting: Visit during the day; it is very hard to see at night.
• Binoculars: Bring a pair or use a camera zoom to see the details.
• Neck Strain: Be careful when looking up for long periods of time.
• Confusion: Do not confuse this with the "Brno Dragon" at the Town Hall.
• Crowds: The square can be packed during festivals, making it hard to stand back.